The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 15-16 (1962)
William Conrad: Narrator
Quotes
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Boris Badenov : Okay, Fearless Leader. There is moose. How do we get him to lead us to Kirward Derby?
Fearless Leader : Very simple, Badenov. We simply brainwash him.
Narrator : Sure enough, the hapless moose was taken into a small room and left there with three expert brainwashers. Hours went by and finally the door swung open.
Fearless Leader : Moose is brainwashed, yes?
Brainwasher : Moose is brainwashed, no!
Fearless Leader : Why is this?
Brainwasher : Not enough brain to wash.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I sure feel clean-headed, though.
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Narrator : And Bullwinkle, still under Boris's control, began to hunt for a hat. And the first place he went to, of course, was a hat store.
Fearless Leader : So, that's where we find the Kirward Derby, eh, Badenov?
Boris Badenov : But...
Fearless Leader : Dozens of our smartest secret agents have combed the world for that derby. What chance do you think a stupid moose has of finding it in an ordinary hat store?
Boris Badenov : Not very good, eh?
Fearless Leader : No chance at all, Mr. Not-So-Hotshot Badenov!