- Boris Badenov: [trying to name his steamboat] How about The Spirit of St. Louis?
- Natasha Fatale: Is been took.
- Boris Badenov: The Hesperus?
- Natasha Fatale: Ah, they wrecked that one!
- Boris Badenov: [about the weather lady] With that machine, Natasha, we could clean up.
- Natasha Fatale: Why not use broom, dahlink?
- Boris Badenov: Brooms don't hold four of a kind every hand.
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [after the weather lady shows her cards] Look, Bullwinkle. Four aces.
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: What are they going to sing?
- Rocket J. Squirrel: [about the weather lady] There she is, Bullwinkle, and Boris must've been the thief who stole her.
- Natasha Fatale: Dahlink, what happened?
- Boris Badenov: Natasha, you came this close to hitting moose.
- Natasha Fatale: This close? Huh, must have hit someone else then.
- Boris Badenov: I'm going to be a sport and give you three guesses.
- Natasha Fatale: Oh, no, Boris, not... It wasn't... It couldn't...
- [Boris shows a sore spot on his bottom]
- Boris Badenov: Ah, go get needle and thread!
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: [in disguise, with accent] Good evening, y'all sir. My name is Colonel Beauregard.
- Natasha Fatale: [quietly] Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode.
- Boris Badenov: Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.
- [Bullwinkle reveals the booth he rescued at the Sands Hotel was in actuality a phone booth]
- Bullwinkle J. Moose: She's gone robot on us!
- [upon seeing Bullwinkle in disguise as Colonel Beauregard]
- Boris Badenov: Natasha, go get gun and one bullet. Don't get gun and two bullets!
- Natasha Fatale: Why?
- Boris Badenov: Because I might use second bullet on you-know-who!
- [after Natasha fires her elephant gun and Rocky douses the lights, everyone else jumps out of the Sands Hotel]
- Narrator: And you thought Otto Preminger had an Exodus, huh?