- Miles Halter: If people were rain, I was drizzle and she
- [Alaska]
- Miles Halter: ... she was a hurricane.
- Miles Halter: [shows a breathalyzer to colonel] Blow hard into this for *at least* two seconds.
- The Colonel: Is that what you told Lara?
- [Last lines]
- Miles Halter: [narrating] Thomas Edison's last words were, "It's very beautiful over there." I don't know where "there" is, but I believe it's somewhere... and I hope it's beautiful.
- Dr. Hyde: The only hope of getting to the other side of this is go through it, and I'm here to go through it with you.
- Lara Buterskaya: Get her something she would have loved.
- The Colonel: What? Like shitty wine and pretentious metaphors?