Superstore (TV Series)

Baby Shower (2018)

Nico Santos: Mateo

Quotes 

• Mateo : [about the Christmas card photo Dina is about to take]  It's just feeling very 2003 Sears strip mall, if that makes any sense.

  Dina : Uh, that makes perfect sense.

  Mateo : I would just make it less bad, if that makes any sense.

  Dina : Uh-huh.

  Mateo : Like, what if Miracle on 34th Street took place on the first day of the L.A. riots?

  Dina : Let's find out.

• Mateo : [He and Dina are shooting avant-garde Christmas cards photos]  Yes, now just reach out and touch the polar bear, okay? You're not afraid. He just ate a seal so he's not gonna eat you.

  Dina : Like, like this?

  Mateo : Yes! Ah, now try smiling, but only using your eyes and ears. Yes, bitch! You are killing it. Oh! Okay. What do you think?

  Dina : Wow. These pictures make me jealous of everyone I've ever had sex with.