- The Angry Video Game Nerd: The creators spent so much time figurin' out how to make Lara's boobs jiggle, they forgot to make her fun to play!
- Professor Henry Jones Sr.: Junior, let it go.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: But I'm so close! I'm so close! I can finish it!
- Professor Henry Jones Sr.: Nerd... let it go.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You're right. Fuck this shitty game.
- [He drops the PS2 into the lava pit]