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Quotes
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Mike Dugan : Why are dad jokes always the opposite of funny?
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Mike Dugan : Dad, can I go over to Johnny's house? We're gonna play "Fortnite" for research.
Pat Dugan : Just be back by 9:00.
Mike Dugan : Wait, wait. 9:00? It's... it's Friday.
Pat Dugan : Oh, yeah. Okay, 9:01.
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Mike Dugan : Hey, why's everyone talking to us?
Pat Dugan : It's called being friendly, Mike.
Mike Dugan : I don't know. Just a little weird.
Town Girl : [passing by] Hi.
Mike Dugan : [checking her out] Hey. But it's like I always say, Pat, "gotta take the good with the weird."
Pat Dugan : Yeah. It's, uh, it's "Dad", not "Pat", okay?
Mike Dugan : Yeah, but Courtney calls you Pat.
Courtney Whitmore : Don't drag me into this conversation.
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Mike Dugan : Do they have a pier?
Pat Dugan : No, Mike, there's no ocean.
Mike Dugan : What about In-N-Out?
Pat Dugan : Thanks. No.
Mike Dugan : Please tell me they have a Fatburger.
Pat Dugan : No, Mike, that's why we got this. Call it your goodbye burger.
Mike Dugan : Goodbye, In-N-Out. Goodbye, friends. Goodbye, indoor plumbing.
Pat Dugan : It's Nebraska. It's not Siberia, Mike.
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Mike Dugan : I looked this place up on Google Earth. Blue Valley doesn't have jack.
Pat Dugan : It's got fresh air. It's got friendly people. It's got schools without metal detectors. The thing is, I need your help with this move, okay? I need you to be positive.
Mike Dugan : Positive, I-I am positive.
Pat Dugan : Great.
Mike Dugan : I'm positive this place will blow ass.