- [first lines]
- Barry: [voicemail recording] Hi, it's Barry. Uh, I'm not around, so if you'd like to leave a message, do that after the beep. Thanks.
- Cat Hogan: Hi Barry, it's Cat. Um, I haven't heard from you for a while, so I was just a bit concerned. Uh... I'd love to see you today if you can make it. Um, I understand if you can't. Oh, so I took your advice with the whole eulogy thing and, uh, it's shite, so thank you for that. Anyway, give me a call, please. Bye.
- Cat Hogan: He's asked me to leave tonight. Did you know that? Dad.
- Michael Hogan: Yeah. Fiona mentioned it. I saw that you'd packed your bags. And you're on the water.
- Cat Hogan: It's vodka. Dad's brought Frank here to make sure I go, to stop me looking into him. That's why he's here. I know it.
- Michael Hogan: I think Frank is just here for a funeral, Cat.
- Cat Hogan: He was wanking in my room.
- Michael Hogan: Jesus.
- Jim Hogan: I hate to say this about my own daughter, but I'll be so glad when that girl hits the road.
- Jim Hogan: [fixing Michael's tie] Your Uncle Paddy was telling me something very strange, something that Kieron told him yesterday at the wake.
- Michael Hogan: Hmm?
- Jim Hogan: Yes, he said he saw you in the toilet with another man.
- Michael Hogan: That's... That's... . That's weird. Why would he...
- Jim Hogan: Oh, please. Michael. Do you not think I see it? Hm?
- [pauses]
- Jim Hogan: If you want to do drugs, you can do them somewhere else, but not in my house. You understand?