Queenpins (2021)

Paul Walter Hauser: Ken

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• Woman on Plane : Hey sorry, uhm, would you mind if we switched seats, just for this last part? She really likes to watch out the window as we land and it helps calm her down.

  Ken : Yeah no, even if I wanted to switch, I think it's more important that your daughter learn a valuable lesson. That's not how the world works y'know. You don't always get your way.

  [Resumes eating snacks and looking out the window] 

• Simon Kilmurry : For starters, let's talk coupons.

  Connie : Okay. What do you wanna know? I mean, most people undervalue coupons.

  Ken : I don't undervalue coupons.

  Connie : No. No, I guess you don't. I suppose that's why I'm here. But, you know, most people do.

  Simon Kilmurry : Well, here's what I think: I think you preyed on people. I think nobody understands better than you that people use coupons to save money, or buy things that they need and I think you took advantage of that.

  Connie : No. No, you're wrong.

  Simon Kilmurry : Tell me how I'm wrong.

  Ken : [interrupts Connie]  That's really not why people use coupons. It's not about what you buy, it's about the feeling you get. They've done studies. When folks use coupons, their oxytocin levels, they kinda spike, like in they get that little tingly sensation. They call it 'the coupon high'. Supposedly, it's better than intimacy with another person, or so I've been told.

  Connie : Sorry, I'm unclear. Have you not used a coupon, or have you not had sex?

  Ken : What happened?

  [stammering] 

  Ken : No. That's... no. Me? This is not about me, it's about you.