Simeon Qualiana: Marty Warbuck
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Marty Warbuck : Forgive me, Nelson. But it seems pretty cut and dry that...
Alfonzo Itani : - I have a freakin' degree, knucklehead.
Marty Warbuck : From where?
Alfonzo Itani : I took an online course... Nothing your small brain could comprehend. Dick potato.
Marty Warbuck : Online course... Oh, why would I doubt your credentials? Was that from U Dummy U?
Alfonzo Itani : I've never heard of that school... It was offered through the KGBU.
Marty Warbuck : Are you serious? What the eff is that?
Alfonzo Itani : The Knowledge of Getting Brighter University.
Marty Warbuck : You sir, are getting brainwashed by Russian hackers!
Alfonzo Itani : Well... You sir, are a conspiracy theorist!
