- Nostalgia Critic: Yeah, it's odd to say, but this upbeat song sequence surprisingly doesn't go with Santa Paws. Most of it was weirdly mellow and downbeat, and now, suddenly, we're supposed to be like The Greatest Showman on The Polar Express. This looks less like the majority of the movie we got and more like a Disney Princess commercial.
- [the song number is spliced with a Disney Princess commercial]
- Nostalgia Critic: Now you can own a Disney Princess, unless your caretaker finds her and burns her alive in the furnace. All this goes together. You're wrong if you don't think so.
- Nostalgia Critic: So just to recap, Santa dying, children crying, dog burning. Sounds like the cover to a Nine Inch Nails album.
- Nostalgia Critic: That was "The Search for Santa Paws." I'll tell you... it wasn't at all what I was expecting.
- Ken Jeong: What *were* you expecting?
- Nostalgia Critic: [nervously] Uh, I don't know...
- Nostalgia Critic: [to the tune of Jingle Bells] Santa Paws, Santa Paws, I don't know where toy souls go when they burn!