NCIS (TV Series)
Once Upon A Tim (2019)
Margo Harshman: Delilah Fielding
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Quotes
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Timothy McGee : Your mom says the twins are already asleep.
Delilah Fielding : [Sarcastically] So that's all it takes- just a little shooting. We should do this everyday.
Nick Torres : Sorry, but McGee, uh, hit the limit of how many people he can shoot in his apartment.
[Torres chuckles]
Delilah Fielding : What is he talking about?
Timothy McGee : I do not know. But I packed your bag here. Ready to go to your mom's.
Delilah Fielding : *What* is he talking about?
Timothy McGee : Not a big deal, all right. but a couple of years ago when you were in Dubai. There was a break-in here in the apartment and uh, I shot someone.
Delilah Fielding : *In* our apartment?
Timothy McGee : Yeah.
Delilah Fielding : And you failed to mention this to me!
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Delilah Fielding : Well, now I'm worrying for a whole new set of reasons. Like what else aren't you telling me?
Timothy McGee : Nothing.I'm not hiding anything from you at all. No, I swear. Scout's honor.
Jimmy Palmer : [Palmer enters] So - is it - is it just the one or did you find another mummified body under the bed?
Timothy McGee : Okay, hang on. Hang on. I might've failed to mention there was also a mummified body but...
Delilah Fielding : Mum...
Timothy McGee : HANG ON. We have bigger fish to fry. Like finding out why this guy tried to lure me out of the apartment and what was he after.
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Timothy McGee : I mean, what kind of teacher doesn't nurture a budding flower, you know? Alcohol wipes, babe.
Delilah Fielding : [passing them over] Well, turned out all right, didn't it?
Timothy McGee : Well, I don't know about that. Haven't tapped since college, and I'm a failure as a writer.
Delilah Fielding : You wrote a best-seller, Tim.
Timothy McGee : Yeah, that was, uh, ten years ago, and it was two best-sellers, by the way. Torx driver.
Delilah Fielding : I thought you were happy at NCIS.
Timothy McGee : I am. It's just... last thing I wanted to do as a kid was join the Navy.
Delilah Fielding : And you didn't.
Timothy McGee : You know, I don't fight for the Navy, but I am a cop for it.
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Delilah Fielding : [McGee turns on his old computer] Um, Tim, what is it doing?
Timothy McGee : Oh. Looks like it's opening up an Internet Relay Chat.
Delilah Fielding : On its own? And IRC? Who uses that anymore?
[he receives a message reading "Hello, Timothy"]
Delilah Fielding : Timothy, why is your computer talking to you?
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Timothy McGee : ['talking' to his computer] Who is this?
[the reply reads "Someone who has the answers you seek"]
Delilah Fielding : Is this really creepy, or is it just me?
Timothy McGee : No, it's not just you.
Delilah Fielding : Ask it what it wants.
Timothy McGee : Okay.
[typing]
Timothy McGee : "What do you want?"
[the reply asks if he's alone]
Timothy McGee : "No."
Delilah Fielding : [hitting him] Don't say that.
Timothy McGee : What? Why?
Delilah Fielding : Because clearly, whoever that is wants you to be alone, so let them think you are alone.
Timothy McGee : Okay, okay.
[typing]
Timothy McGee : "Yes. I'm alone."
[the reply reads "There is a package for you in the stairwell"]
Timothy McGee : Go to the kids, now.
Delilah Fielding : Tim?
Timothy McGee : Someone could be in the building. Call Gibbs. Actually, call 911, then call Gibbs.
Delilah Fielding : Be careful.