- Wrinkles the Clown: You know, it's not too far off from what is already socially acceptable with telling their kids that if you're not a good person, or if you lie, if you cheat, you steal, you know, you're going to burn in hell for eternity. You know, I think it's more cruel and unusual than anything that Wrinkles has ever done, or has ever claimed to do.
- Wrinkles the Clown: Well, Florida's just basically a fucking giant swamp with houses, you know, just strung about, a lot of shopping, a lot of stores that nobody needs. Yeah, it's beautiful, don't get me wrong, but it's just, you know, I'm not doing the golf thing and, you know, going to the country club and things like that. I never really fit into that kind of lifestyle.