Lindsay Jillian: I really like you, Yvette. I wanna go hiking to Costco with you and buy chili stuff. Let's make a chili.
Yvette: Did you seriously think that putting on some lesbian minstrel show would convince me to... what? I don't even know what you want.
Lindsay Jillian: I want you.
Yvette: You're not gay. Not to mention the fact that you had an agenda to get Gretchen hired back.
Lindsay Jillian: That's not true! We squished boxes before you fired Gretchen. Don't hire her back, I don't care.
Yvette: I'm sorry, Lindsay.
Lindsay Jillian: Okay, you're right. Maybe I am trying hard, but that's because I love you, so quit the bullshit and tell me you love me back or I'll stab you, you fucking cunt.
Yvette: You know what? You're fired.