- David Mason: And here I was- thinking that police dogs were supposed to be, friendly.
- Charlie Hudson: They are. Unless they smell trouble.
- Jesse Mills: Rex has a lot of fans.
- Supt. Joe Donovan: What do the comments say?
- Jesse Mills: Cutest police dog ever! This dog can arrest me any time. If only cops were that smart. Oops, we can just skip that one.
- Sam: [Rex corners Sam on live TV] What the... What the heck? What is this? What is this? What's going on? We're Live!