Quotes
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The CEO : I suggest for the next action film, you remove all of the plot and replace it with a story about the cars.
Jim Penguindóvar : Never.
Jim Penguindóvar : I am auteur of cinema.
The CEO : Sure you are.
The CEO : But imagine, the joy of having a new car.
The CEO : Millions of dollars for having that new car in the movie.
The CEO : You could win a lot of Academy Awards for this movie for special effects and other categories.
The CEO : You could fit the Oscars into the back seat of your expensive, new luxury vehicle.
Jim Penguindóvar : I will take the money.
Jim Penguindóvar : There will be no plot.
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Jim Penguindóvar : I'd like a McKrill sandwich, small squid fries, large Anchovy fries, and six large coffees.
Quentin Penguintino : I have a stupendous film idea.
Quentin Penguintino : There is a joke.
Quentin Penguintino : What do you call a McPenguin burger in France?
Quentin Penguintino : A krill sandwich Royale!
Quentin Penguintino : The film has two funny men.
Quentin Penguintino : One gets a new girlfriend.
Quentin Penguintino : She says, "Don't be a square!"
Jim Penguindóvar : You will never make it in Hollywood.
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Jim Penguindóvar : Peter Jackson always parks in the no parking zone!
Jim Penguindóvar : I am a Golden Globe winner.
Jim Penguindóvar : I can do whatever I want.
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Jim Penguindóvar : Why do I have a suitcase?
Jim Penguindóvar : Penguins don't wear clothes!
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The CEO : Mr Penguindovar, it is a privilege to be working with you, once again on product placement.
The CEO : Our corporate division loved the last film.
The CEO : Are you doodling kittens?
Jim Penguindóvar : No.
The CEO : I am offering you millions of dollars for product placement, and you are wasting my time, drawing common alley cats on notebook paper?
Jim Penguindóvar : British Shorthair kittens, sir.
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Jim Penguindóvar : I'm glad you like my movie, kids, but no autographs until you buy me some free coffee.
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Jim Penguindóvar : I want more coffee, but I have to visit the toilet.
Jim Penguindóvar : Never mind, I will use a toilet on the airplane every five minutes.
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Jim Penguindóvar : In Canada, I am buying a leopard print swimsuit for the hotel swimming pool.
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Jim Penguindóvar : He had never heard such beautiful poetry, nor understood how he knew the words.
Prince Charming : You'll come one day in a waver of love.
Prince Charming : Tender as dew.
Prince Charming : Impetuous as rain.
Prince Charming : The tan of the sun will be on your skin.
Prince Charming : The purr of the breeze in your murmuring speech.
Prince Charming : You will pose with a hill-flower grace.
Prince Charming : You will come with your slim, expressive arms.
Prince Charming : A poise of the head no sculptor has caught and nuances spoken with shoulder and neck.
Prince Charming : Your face in a pass-and-repass of moods, as many as skies in delicate change of cloud and blue and flimmering sun.
Prince Charming : Yet, you may not come, o girl of a dream.
Prince Charming : We may but pass as the world goes by, and take from a look of eyes into eyes, a film of hope and a memoried day.
Jim Penguindóvar : Suddenly, her face appeared in the water, and he knew this wasn't a regular dream.
Jim Penguindóvar : It was magical.
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Jim Penguindóvar : But at the end of the night, the duchess didn't drift off to sleep.
Jim Penguindóvar : She remained in her own living nightmare from day to night.
Jim Penguindóvar : Nothing she did freed her.
Jim Penguindóvar : Only true love could break the spell.
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Jim Penguindóvar : In my Beauty and the Beast, it is the leading lady who is cursed with beauty.
Jim Penguindóvar : Only the one who falls in love with her inner beauty may rescue her.
Jim Penguindóvar : Many try and fail because they don't love her for who she is.
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Jim Penguindóvar : When I get inspired, I cannot stop writing.
Jim Penguindóvar : My brain is transported into another dimension, where creativity is the only air I breathe.