Impractical Jokers: The Movie (2020)

Sal Vulcano: Sal Vulcano

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Quotes 

• Sal : How did you get the insurance to sign off on this?

  Joe : We didn't.

• [Q has just watched his parents in a fake softcore porn video] 

  Q : My dad had a lot of side jobs.

  Sal : [behind the scenes]  "So did my mom!"

  Joe : [behind the scenes]  "So did my mom, apparently!"

  Q : [to audience, defeated]  So did my mom, apparently.

• Sal : Abdul assaulted me! She's about four foot four! Forty pounds!

• Sal : [as Santa Claus]  This fake snow can't be healthy.

• Sal : [about Murr]  Would you look at this vanilla angel.

  Joe : Magnificent.

  Q : A glorious, luminous ferret.

• Sal : [to his father]  Rule number one: We love each other. Rule number two: See rule number one.