Joe : [as a man trapped in a cave] Do you guys know who shot J.R? Cause I missed-J.R. from Dallas? Cause I missed it.
Sal : How did you get the insurance to sign off on this?
Joe : We didn't.
[Q has just watched his parents in a fake softcore porn video]
Q : My dad had a lot of side jobs.
Sal : [behind the scenes] "So did my mom!"
Joe : [behind the scenes] "So did my mom, apparently!"
Q : [to audience, defeated] So did my mom, apparently.
Sal : [about Murr] Would you look at this vanilla angel.
Joe : Magnificent.
Q : A glorious, luminous ferret.
Joe : Pregnant ladies! I can't hear the pregnant ladies!
Joe : I mean, if you're gonna talk out of your ass, turn around so I can understand you!
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