The Crimean Bridge. Made with Love! (2018) Poster

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1/10
As bad as it gets
aay-0284029 November 2019
If you still wanna watch it, don't forget a bucket for your vomit
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1/10
It was not so interesting
twsea26 November 2018
It is a bad movie. It was the worst and silly thing. And stupid.
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1/10
Drunken nonsense from taxpayers money
tradeer17 June 2019
The worst movie I've ever seen. Dirty Cheating, politics and the absence of the film itself
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1/10
PROPAGANDA
violoncelle-istomin24 October 2019
Attention - it is a real propaganda from russia today that has nothing to do with the reality. What a creative family - no shame!
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1/10
Shame
aliaksei20055 April 2020
It is just a shame to produce movies like that. Just a shame
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1/10
Propaganda
geraltwitcher2326 March 2020
Nothing but a stuped propaganda. Stay away from it
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1/10
tasteless propaganda
Lovelove2127 March 2020
If would be rating 0 I would put it. Movie for people that don't have any taste and sense of humour. Made with money of Russians tax payers make it great monument of Putin propaganda. And Crimea is Ukraine!
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1/10
Shame for Russian aggressors!
bydook16 November 2018
I wonder if the Nazis filmed such comedies during their occupation of the Crimea in WWII.
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1/10
A shameless piece of propaganda for every true Russian to cherish and enjoy!
jpastukas-948-3871616 January 2021
This "film" is the greatest recent example of public funds embezzlement in the name of Art. Having cost a fortune this piece of cinematography is only as good as a pearl clam without any pearl in it. Colourful and tongue-in-cheek from the outside, it is the austere and in-your-face piece of state propaganda. One can only sit and wonder wonder with sheer horror how far down the great Russian cinematography has gone from the times of "Cranes are Flying" and even the beloved "Adventures of Shurik". Is this the top costing piece of junk in the history of cinema? A resounding yes.
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2/10
Awful
ajkzcdn27 August 2020
Why do they call this a movie? It's a pathetic attempt at pretending to create something remotely resembling a movie. If someone asks you for the definition of trash, show them this movie.
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1/10
Racism, misogyny, body shaming...
uzbabo-291-3134873 April 2022
Garbage! Absolute garbage! Absolute utter garbage!!! I am glad I dont live in Russia hence I am not white-skinned, blue-eyed Russian. Coz if you watch this movie that's what you gotta be to live in Russia comfortably.

(they needed 150 characters to post. There you go.)
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1/10
shame on Russian cinema
romanstruct20 January 2022
Warning: Spoilers
You can't make a worse movie in principle, all the worst that can be managed to be put into one film with huge budgets, you have to try. That's how much talent it takes to be able to do it.
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1/10
Russian propaganda to whitewash its occupation
spirou-594-9046933 September 2023
The writer, Margarita Simonyan is a well known Russian propagandist. This film is financed by the Russian state and solely meant to normalize its lies about Ukraine.

It should not be regarded a movie at all.

Its Hitlers "Mein Kampf" within some badly played "romance".

Save your brain cells.

Since I have to write 300 characters more about Russian propaganda, ignore the rest. All that matters is said. In addition the acting is static Russian fake emotions in a hilariously bad story.

The main character discussing his own family's violent deportation under Stalin has nothing more to say than, "They were sent away -- that means it had to be." At other points in the film, he has approving words for Stalin. That pretty much sums up the world view that Ruzzians want to impose on its audience. So don't let them.
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