- Mel Vera: [having switches bodies with Maggie] What is happening? This is so freaky.
- Maggie Vera: Harry, what demon could have done this?
- Harry Greenwood: Breathe. Everyone remain calm. There must be a logical explanation.
- [realizing]
- Harry Greenwood: Or at least a metaphysical one.
- Mel Vera: Wait, freaky. I had Chinese food last night. Could it be the fortune cookie like in that Lindsay Lohan movie?
- Maggie Vera: You mean the Jodie Foster movie. The original's so much better than the reboot.
- Harry Greenwood: Oh, this is a sticky wicket. It took months for you both to master your abilities. This could take some time to undo.
- Mel Vera: I don't have time. I have Kappa Rush Brunch in a few hours.
- Maggie Vera: [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, because that's important.
- Macy Vaughn: Something really freaky is going on.
- Maggie Vera: [simultaneously with Mel and Harry] Tell us about it.
- Mel Vera: We know.
- Harry Greenwood: Yes, quite.
- Macy Vaughn: You already know I may have demoned out in my sleep and turned some guy on the quad into a statue?
- Mel Vera: Hmm?
- Macy Vaughn: Or you're talking about a different freaky thing.
- Macy Vaughn: Do you really think you can pass as Mel to her own girlfriend?
- Mel Vera: I have known Mel for almost 19 years. I got this.
- Jada Shields: Digging the extra-femme look, Vera.
- Mel Vera: I know, right? Shouldn't I dress like this all of the time?
- [Jada kisses her]
- Mel Vera: Damn. Now I get what... I see in you.
- Charity: Macy, that was a brave thing you did with Medusa. It was also highly unorthodox.
- Macy Vaughn: I don't know how, but I knew it would work.