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[during the credits, as a Lyft driver]
Coach Steve Steve : Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait, Mon-Key, I forgot to ask! Whadaya do for a livin'? Ya need a phone charger? You want a tiny water that's been stuck in my trunk for three weeks? How 'bout some gum? You want me to eavesdrop on a conversation you're having on the phone? How about a conversation you're having with the other person in the car? You want me to seem like I'm not listening and then weigh in on what you're talking about? You want a melted candy? D'you wanna hear *my* life story? You wanna know how long *I've* been a Lyft driver for? You wanna watch me text and drive? You want me to take a weird route? You want me to make a left across traffic? How 'bout I pull over *here* for ten minutes? How 'bout me watchin' a TV show on my phone while I drive? Hey, you wanna listen to something? You wanna know what radio *I* listen to? You wanna know *my* political views? You want me to hear about *your* political views? What do *you* do for a livin'?
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Lola : Hey, Jay, I wanna buy more Adderall. I'm in a race with these meth addicts about who can take a sink apart faster.
