- Penny Robinson: Will always gets the smart jobs, and Judy always gets the tough jobs, then I get the jobs that literally anybody else could do.
- Don West: You're looking at this all wrong, Penny. Flying under the radar is a good thing. It's actually one of my core principles. It's right up there with "Never raise your hand", "Always sit in the back", and "Never ever be too good at anything".
- Penny Robinson: And that works for you?
- Don West: Perfectly. Until I met you people. Bunch of over-achievers.
- Maureen Robinson: The Chariot's winch cable is conductive metal. If we use it to lower the Chariot down, then maybe we could kill two birds with one stone.
- Penny Robinson: Just to clarify, we are not the two birds being killed, right?
- Penny Robinson: Is it just me or does it feel like Mom always gives me the dummy jobs?
- Don West: Just so I understand the question, helping me is the dummy job?
- Don West: [angry, still lying in the infirmary] This is how it normally works. When you launch, someone announces, "Hey, we're about to take-off, so you might wanna strap in"! Or, for example, "Hey, if you gotta go pee-pee, you might wanna do it now, because it's gonna be a while"!