- [first lines]
- Cinema Snob: It's a good thing that the notorious 1981 box office flop "Inchon" is the first movie that we're talking about in 2019 because once I'm done talking about it, it'll be 2020.
- Cinema Snob: Unfortunately, we're up against a group of tanks for trying to stop Rex Reed from entering the country.
- Cinema Snob: I hate this movie. If this were Escape from Alcatraz, this scene would mean the movie's over!