Jason Schwartzman: Spot
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Quotes
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Spot : I created you. You created me.
Jeff Morales : Spider-Man, why'd you create that guy?
Miles Morales : I didn't! He's talking crazy.
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Spot : I'm on a journey of self-improvement!
Spider-Man India : And you came to India. That's a Western culture cliché. Don't "Eat, Pray, Love" me, bro!
Spot : No, no, no, no! I did not mean it like that.
Spider-Man India : Now, lemme guess: you're gonna ask about saffron and cardamom, and naan bread, which is the same as saying bread bread, which is the same as saying chai tea!
Spot : Oh, I love chai tea.
Spider-Man India : NO!
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Spot : You hit me with a bagel!
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Miles Morales : You're not a joke! Right, gang?
Gwen Stacy : Absolutely.
Spider-Man India : Completely unamusing!
Hobie Brown : I don't believe in comedy! Just kidding!
Miles Morales : See? No-one here thinks you're a joke!
Spot : You won't after this.
[Spot cuts the web with a portal and goes into the super-collider, waving goodbye to Miles and the gang]
Spider-Man India : Well, that was another easy adventure for Spider-Man!
Miles Morales : No, no, no, no!
Hobie Brown : No, no, no, no, no, no!
Gwen Stacy : No, Pavitr, no!
[the super-collider blows up, and The Spot is now a lot more powerful than before]
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Spot : This should work... or vaporize me and everything in this building, which... would not be good.
