JonTron (TV Series)

Flex Tape II: The Flexening (2018)

Jon Jafari: JonTron

Quotes 

• JonTron : [after seeing that Flex Tape Clear works underwater]  I'll take your entire stock!

• JonTron : You've just made an absolute mess of things. You know, we wouldn't need Flex Seal if you wouldn't keep breaking shit!

• JonTron : Shark infested waters. Phil, what are you gonna do next time? Flex Tape your head and try to breathe on the moon?

• JonTron : [as he is destroying Flex Seal merchandise]  You betrayed me, Phil! Oh, Phil! Oh, you make me angry, Phil! It was all for nothing!

• JonTron : Dude, you're number one.

  Sergio Torres : No, you're number one.

  JonTron : No, you're number one.

  Sergio Torres : Dude, you're number one.

  JonTron : Okay, you're number one.

  Sergio Torres : No, you're number one.

  JonTron : Dude, you are number one.

  Sergio Torres : You are number one.

  JonTron : Motherfucker, you are number one!

  Sergio Torres : No, motherfucker! You're number one!

  JonTron : I will fucking kill you!