- JonTron: You've just made an absolute mess of things. You know, we wouldn't need Flex Seal if you wouldn't keep breaking shit!
- JonTron: Shark infested waters. Phil, what are you gonna do next time? Flex Tape your head and try to breathe on the moon?
- JonTron: [as he is destroying Flex Seal merchandise] You betrayed me, Phil! Oh, Phil! Oh, you make me angry, Phil! It was all for nothing!
- JonTron: Dude, you're number one.
- Sergio Torres: No, you're number one.
- JonTron: No, you're number one.
- Sergio Torres: Dude, you're number one.
- JonTron: Okay, you're number one.
- Sergio Torres: No, you're number one.
- JonTron: Dude, you are number one.
- Sergio Torres: You are number one.
- JonTron: Motherfucker, you are number one!
- Sergio Torres: No, motherfucker! You're number one!
- JonTron: I will fucking kill you!