- Mary Gaperman: [crying] You can't have Christmas without trees!.
- Trent Overunder: That's right, Mary. Holiday historians say that without decorated evergreen trees, we're just a bunch of weirdos giving things to each other.
- Kid Danger: Hashtag Season's Beatings.
- Captain Man: Hashtag Merry Fistmas.
- Kid Danger: Pound sign Pound Time.
- Captain Man: Okay. Here's the plan.
- Kid Danger: Hashtag listening.
- Kid Danger: [tossing his hand-held note cards aside during his live broadcast] You know what? I don't need to speak to you from some tiny cards.
- [wide-shot reveals Kid Danger reading his speech from big cue cards held by Charlotte]
- Schwoz: I have a plan to find out vhy all the Christmas trees are dying.
- Henry Hart: What're you going to do?
- Schwoz: I'm going to ask the tree what killed it - and it's going to tell me.
- Henry Hart: Makes sense.
- Charlotte Page: Good idea.
- Piper Hart: Whaaaaaat?