- Charlotte Page: So why did you throw that hammer across the room?
- Henry Hart: Because it was asking too many questions, Charlotte - which you are also doing.
- Henry Universe Henry 1: [seeing Ray disappear] What... the Henry was that?
- Henry Universe Henry 2: That was not a Henry.
- Henry Universe Henry 3: And it just took my Henry-nos Boot.
- Henry Universe Henry 5: I don't like that.
- [Henry admits he stole a replacement boot from the alternate universe]
- Ray Manchester: So it's mine now.
- Cat Ray: No.
- Ray Manchester: Yes it is, gorgeous.
- Cat Ray: Now you listen to me, stunner. You take those strong, masculine yet surprisingly soft hands and you give me back my boot.
- Ray Manchester: Come and get it... hottie.
- Henry Hart, Cat Henry: [together] We're talking in unison. This is so cool. Pineapple. Anderson Cooper. What?
- Mustache Schwoz: ...which, according to universal dimensional duplicity, means that somewhere in the universe there is a dimension where not everyone has a mustache.
- Mustache Henry: What? I mean, what do they stroke when they're thinking?
- Mustache Schwoz: Good question.
- [they stroke their mustaches]