- Judge: If you so much as breathe on this experiment again, I will restart the entire thing from scratch. And then I will personally rip off your eyelids and make you watch heartwarming videos of soldiers returning home to their dogs.
- Shawn: Look at you. I am so proud of how disgusting and cruel you all are. You suck. You all suck donkey butts.
- Simone Garnett: I'm a neuroscientist, so I get what's going on here. You know, clearly, I was in some kind of horrible accident. I'm on my death bed and this entire thing is just a hallucination constructed by my damaged brain as it slowly shuts down. It's not real. So, I'm just gonna wander around until I wake up or die. See ya later, figments of my imagination.
- Chidi Anagonye: [concentrates and a book flies into his hand] Oh ho ho, I can summon philosophy books like Thor's hammer. This is literally my number one dream. Also... Ow! That hurt.