- Ravi Chakrabarti: These are some kids we rescued from their captors. All, unfortunately, suffering from Freylichs, but, doing okay for now.
- Olivia Moore: Ravi, you did it.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Major helped.
- Major Lillywhite: I was gigolo bait, and I got shot.
- Bitchkraft: Yeah, I used glue-on rhinestones. Is that a crime?
- Olivia Moore: Yes.
- Clive Babineaux: Or no. In a legal sense.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Nice look. Bit more reserved than I was expecting, frankly.
- Olivia Moore: Like I would be interested in the input from someone whose style would best be described as British boy school CPR mannequin.
- Martin Roberts: Riley's team takes over a brothel, infects conventioneers, who bring it home, and... Bingo! Zombies are everywhere. Where we're meant to be. And a new order begins.
- Olivia Moore: Martin, that's... That's crazy.
- Martin Roberts: No, it only seems that way because you're not looking at it from the right perspective.
- Olivia Moore: From my perspective, it looks like mass murder
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It's the missing Freylich kids. I found someone who might lead us to someone who just might know where they might be... If we're lucky.
- Major Lillywhite: Sounds rock solid.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Clarissa Bates is desperate to get out of Seattle, and she's tired of dating old sugar daddies. So, I figured, a dashing specimen such as yourself might, you know...
- Major Lillywhite: That's what this is about? You want me to be some kind of gigolo bait?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Oh... I was thinking "spy." It sounds cooler and less dirty.
- Olivia Moore: Look around, Clive, this place is utterly gray. Not a nice Kim Novak suit in Vertigo gray, I mean, a lifeless, greenish gray. We work inside a dead frog.
- Clive Babineaux: Were you aware of anyone who might've wanted Mike dead?
- Howard: Not that I'm aware of.
- Olivia Moore: Oh, come on! You're telling me you had a bunch of drag queens squished into this tiny bar for years and years, and no one wanted to murder anyone?
- Bitchkraft: I have better things to do than watch a couple of old queens make dad jokes and sing show tunes. Bitch needs to have her eyes checked.
- Olivia Moore: As should you. Those lashes look like drowned spiders.
- Gary: "Did anybody want to murder Mike?" Please. Bunch of drag bitches packed into a tiny bar? Somebody wanted to murder someone every night.
- Don E: Do you remember the name of the bagpiper we hired when we tried Scotch and Soda Night? Darcy wants bagpipes at the wedding.
- Blaine DeBeers: No. But I could strangle a duck for half of his price.
- Major Lillywhite: You need a favor.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: It's just that there's... There's a thing that I thought we could do together. Might be a fun change of pace for both of us.
- Major Lillywhite: What? Like bowling?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Yeah, no. More of a... "Locate some kidnapped teens" kind of thing.
- Major Lillywhite: Abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere. Place does indeed look suspicious.
- [Sees Bubba]
- Major Lillywhite: Well, and that guy does look like a child smuggler.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: The original batch of Boat Party Utopium. Now I know how Sir Galahad felt when he at last held the Holy Grail.
- Olivia Moore: The Holy Grail? So, who would that make my father?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: ...Mordred?
- Clive Babineaux: He didn't do it.
- Olivia Moore: I agree. Classic milquetoast husband. Probably collects commemorative plates. Murder takes balls.
- Gary: Have you spoken to Bitchcraft?
- Clive Babineaux: "Bitchcraft." Is that a person?
- Gary: One of the new zombie kids. A stone-nasty skinny bitch, and I do not mean that as a compliment.