Superstore (TV Series)

Minor Crimes (2019)

Ben Feldman: Jonah

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• Glenn : That's my rainy day fund. Corporate sets aside a certain amount of the budget for miscellaneous maintenance, so whenever we don't use it, I just take out in cash and set it aside. You know, just in case.

  Jonah : But they think you spent this on maintenance.

  Glenn : Yeah, and I would have if I needed to, but I didn't. So just leave it there for the next manager.

  Jonah : Wait, so so you told them you spent money you didn't spend.

  Glenn : Mm-hmm.

  Jonah : Then you took the money and kept it in a bag hidden in your office.

  Glenn : Yeah.

  Jonah : Isn't that embezzlement?

  Glenn : No, embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket.

  Jonah : I think you mean bedazzling.

  Mateo : Which is also a crime.

• Jonah : Glenn, it's, it's going to be okay. Just, just breathe and drink your juice. Well, not at the same time, obviously.