- Glenn: That's my rainy day fund. Corporate sets aside a certain amount of the budget for miscellaneous maintenance, so whenever we don't use it, I just take out in cash and set it aside. You know, just in case.
- Jonah: But they think you spent this on maintenance.
- Glenn: Yeah, and I would have if I needed to, but I didn't. So just leave it there for the next manager.
- Jonah: Wait, so so you told them you spent money you didn't spend.
- Glenn: Mm-hmm.
- Jonah: Then you took the money and kept it in a bag hidden in your office.
- Glenn: Yeah.
- Jonah: Isn't that embezzlement?
- Glenn: No, embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket.
- Jonah: I think you mean bedazzling.
- Mateo: Which is also a crime.
- Jonah: Glenn, it's, it's going to be okay. Just, just breathe and drink your juice. Well, not at the same time, obviously.