- Ghost Cop Miller: Call yourselves coppers? Those hats are absurd!
- Officer O'Leary: 'Scuse me, now that's just a personal attack, all right?
- Officer Minogue: I think we look quite nice.
- Officer O'Leary: Is that your plan? That bell?
- Sergeant Maaka: I've read up on antiquated laws, and right up to 1980, malicious bell-ringing was illegal in New Zealand!
- Ghost Cop Miller: You can't do that! I'm arresting you for malicious bell-ringing!
- Officer Minogue: I don't really like ghosts. I don't even like eating cauliflower. It sort of reminds me of ghost broccoli.
- Officer O'Leary: Lots of people have fun tooting in this tunnel, and we've decided to put a stop to that. We'd recommend that you find other forms of road-based fun, like reporting traffic infringements.
- Officer Minogue: Sergeant Maaka's asked us to meet him here. He said he's got a plan. Unfortunately, his plan didn't involve telling us where in the Botanical Gardens he was gonna be, so big area to cover.