- Officer Minogue: Are slugs part of the worm family, or are they just snails that don't have shells?
- Officer O'Leary: Well, no, they're slugs.
- Officer Minogue: Yeah, I know they're slugs, but I guess my question is: do we need to have slugs when we've already got snails?
- Officer Minogue: I can't believe I lost my cuffs.
- Officer O'Leary: Don't worry. You can get another pair.
- Officer Minogue: Well, it comes out of my pay. That's the third time that's happened. I'm gonna start wearing them now so I don't lose them.
- Officer Minogue: I'm gonna arrest the me's; you arrest the you's.
- [Goes up to one of his clones]
- Officer Minogue: Minogue, you're under arrest for impersonating Minogue.
- Officer Minogue: Looks like a quiet town.
- Officer O'Leary: Yeah. Hard to believe that anything out of the ordinary would happen out here, but then, I guess, it's sometimes the less-suspecting places where the weirdest stuff happens, isn't it?
- Officer Minogue: I suspect it's the most-suspecting places where it happens.
- Officer O'Leary: What was with that 'go to the motel' business?
- Officer Minogue: Yeah, well, maybe he's just promoting local businesses.
- Officer O'Leary: OK, who's the real Minogue?
- Group of Clones: [In Unison] I'm the real Minogue.
- Clone Minogue: I'm a clone.
- Officer O'Leary: I think we've stumbled across some sort of cloning scenario. There are exact copies of us here.
- Officer Minogue: What did the exact copy of me look like?