- George Cooper Sr.: Hey, I haven't seen the pastor. Did he go home?
- Mary Cooper: He hasn't come out of Georgie's room.
- George Cooper Sr.: Maybe he found Georgie's magazines.
- Mary Cooper: He's a man of God!
- George Cooper Sr.: You're adorable.
- Sheldon Cooper: [about the sign outside the church] Instead of puns, have you ever considered composing a humorous palindrome? It's a phrase that reads the same backwards as forwards. For example, 'Do geese see God?'
- [Mary thinks about it]
- Sheldon Cooper: Trust me. Both ways.