- Tyler Locke: So if Dodge has that key, why would she use it to make herself look like our dad's 17-year-old dead best friend?
- Tyler Locke: Uh... is any of this making any sense?
- Logan Calloway: [sighs] Okay. So your house is full of magical keys and there's this demon chick who wants to take them so she can open a black door.
- Tyler Locke: Mm-hm. Yep. And, uh... and Ellie Whedon is helping her - him - under duress.
- Logan Calloway: The gym teacher. Well, of course. Now it's getting interesting.