- Dr. Spencer Reid: You prepare for the inevitable but still it's difficult to accept when things actually change
- Dr. Tara Lewis: You would not believe how long it took me to pick out that baby rocker for them.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I wouldn't beat yourself up. You know, it's not easy to choose the appropriate gift in this case.
- Dr. Tara Lewis: Yeah, but I think my inability to choose stems from a recurring dream I've had since I was a kid. I'm at a birthday, and when a person finally opens their gift and sees it, they burst into tears.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Freud would say that your dream represents a disguised fulfillment of a repressed wish.
- Dr. Tara Lewis: See? That's why that guy was a genius.
- Luke Alvez: I was not so sure about hosting a baby shower for baby number 5! But Lisa keeps insisting that it's not a shower. It's a sprinkle.
- Penelope Garcia: Any addition to the extended BAU family is a cause to gather and rejoice and to get loot in the form of baby swag.
- Kristy Simmons: Well, we can't thank you guys enough.
- Penelope Garcia: And when are you due?
- Kristy Simmons: Oh, 8 weeks.
- Penelope Garcia: And you're not even a little curious if it's a boy or girl?
- Kristy Simmons: I'm good, but Matt is dying to know.
- Matt Simmons: But we decided that since everything about this baby has just been a wonderful surprise that we will once again be surprised when he or she arrives.
- Luke Alvez: Ha ha ha! It's killing you, bro.
- Matt Simmons: Yeah, kill-ing me. I came this close to bribing the doctor.
- Emily Prentiss: [about her motorcycle] Yeah, it's sexy, yet statically stupid
- Jennifer Jareau: Wait, isn't that how you got here?
- Emily Prentiss: No, no hunting serial killers is thrill enough
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [Rossi is looking on his mobile at a text from his wife Krystall] You should answer that! Of course I can say with 100% certainty that I am the least qualified person to be giving out relational advice
- David Rossi: You're better at it than you think
- Penelope Garcia: [On the just identified victim John Doe 2] Born and raised and still just trying to live his best life down there in Miami Beach, Florida