- Ravi Chakrabarti: The problem was me. I was too immature. I wasn't ready for someone like you.
- Vanessa Collins: I wish someone would just be honest with me for once. I mean, it's not like I fell in love with you. I didn't even remember you being Russian.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: Clearly, American Ninja Warrior brain. We basically have to do a high-wire obstacle course through the labs of Zone 19. One ninja warrior, we'll be able to climb walls.
- Olivia Moore: Look, I'm just saying Cirque du Soleil is a bit more stealthy. We have to climb without being seen.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: We don't know what role they had. They could've been a mime.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: The formula is in a vault that only Dr. Saxon has access to. To even get into that room, you have to pass through a series of security checks. The first is a keycard which can't be copied, and if it's lost the entire system will be reset. His photo comes up on a security cam. This only gets him into the outer room. Next, he has to pass more security cameras to get to the second of three checkpoints, where he has to pass a retinal scan. And this leads him to a vault that only Saxon can access. We have no way of knowing how he accesses it. We suspect it's by DNA, possibly from saliva, could be from blood. If any one of these systems is set off, it will activate a lockdown.
- Major Lillywhite: Quick question. Is any of that true or are you just doing the Tom Cruise monologue from Mission Impossible one for your own amusement?
- Ravi Chakrabarti: ...Both.
- Olivia Moore: I'll lift her keycard and get it to Ravi, who will access her office computer and switch Charli's retinal scan to read as Saxon's. All you gotta do is keep her occupied and out of her purse till he gets it back. Got it?
- Clive Babineaux: Yeah. I'm the Clooney, I got it.
- Olivia Moore: Flirty Zone 19 janitor who likes you is good.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: You could, like, subtly pump him for inside information.
- Dr. Collier: Oh, I've tried. The only scoop I got is that there's a racist security guard who thinks Darrell and the other black janitor are the same guy, and he calls them both "Chief."
- Peyton Charles: You are talking about a major heist.
- Clive Babineaux: Yeah, you'd need an Ocean's Eleven- styled team of highly skilled criminals to pull this job off.
- Major Lillywhite: Yes. Yeah, at least some kind of hacker genius. And there's always the con man, the safe cracker.
- Peyton Charles: The pickpocket, the computer guy...
- Ravi Chakrabarti: They have retinal scans, Liv.
- Olivia Moore: Pfft. cut off a dead guy's hand once for fingerprint access to a secret lab elevator. Well, Major cut it off, but I carried it around on my belt.
- Olivia Moore: Could you hang on to this for me? It's pinching me like crazy.
- [Takes a necklace, starts patting at him]
- Clive Babineaux: What are you... What the... We are in the south now. You don't put stolen jewelry in a black man's pocket.
- Olivia Moore: [whispers] It's not in your pocket.
- Clive Babineaux: I just made a terrible mistake
- Clive Babineaux: I gave them what I could find, but that's not the main guy, you know. I mean, they need the Clooney. What's Ocean's Eleven without George Clooney?
- Dale Bozzio: Ocean's Ten with Brad Pitt.
- Clive Babineaux: I need you to focus on the task at hand.
- Olivia Moore: You know how many tasks I can focus on at once? I clocked Gladys when I walked in while pinching two wallets and this watch.
- Clive Babineaux: Is that... my watch?
- Clive Babineaux: I figured if you're gonna eat a bunch of criminals, you should have some law enforcement with you. And it'll give me one last hurrah with my partner.
- Ravi Chakrabarti: "S." Partners.
- Don E: [about Ravi and Peyton] How in the hell did the Ricky Gervais face-making-knob bag a woman like that? The guy ain't rich, he's barely a doctor. I mean, yeah, the hair, whatever, and I guess the accent...
- Olivia Moore: First order of business, bar. Then I need eyes on me. Once I fan the mark, I'll tug my dress strap. Left strap means leather in the pit. Right strap, the prat. Both straps, I'm legit adjusting my dress.