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10/10
Wow, Owen sucks
cjamesdueck4 December 2019
It's all just so sad. didn't owen whine about the powers that be every time he was de-platformed? but then he goes and threatens someone who actually makes funny and interesting content into stopping their creative output!? owen is not just dumb, he's a blatant hypocrite. funny how owen and his ilk make fun of femi-nazi types and their blaming of the patriarchy when he and his bears do the exact same thing. replace patriarchy with George Soros or whatever and they are the whiney losers trying to blame anything but themselves for their bad decisions/lack of talent/idiocy
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10/10
Objectively Not bad.
mcmacnz29 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This documentary explores deep into the psyche of childrens entertainer and former Hollywood Liberal Owen Benjamin. It cuts deep into who we are now as a nation.

The film is a harrowing tale of wins, losses and alcoholism. It begins on a low note, Owen Benjamin has just been let go as the 5th Wiggle and now he's lost the only job hes ever known. He hands in his green shirt to Jeff and Anthony, calls his Jewish agent and jumps in his big red car and hits the road. With little change in his pockets and only his Keytar to keep his spirits high, he sets off across the country to star at a variety of gigs in Public Libraries.

One day when playing the main hall at an elementary school he gets told late notice that his services are no longer needed. Frustrated Owen pleads with Principal Myers that he needs the $5 appearance fee for hotdogs and milk, and that he will go hungry that evening.

After and hour of rejection Owen decided to head down to the hall where the new act was taking place to give that guy who bumbped him a piece of his mind. He brushed off the Librarian and charged into the room only to see he had been replaced by an old rival. Sat before him in a large throne was non other than Demonic Tranny Story Time Tim, he was not a stranger to Owen he was the close friend of his old opening act...
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