Bros (I) (2022)

Billy Eichner: Bobby

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• Debra Messing : You know, for the last twenty-five years, I have been listening to every gay man on Earth complain to me. I am not my character. I am not every gay man's best friend. I am simply out in the world thinking that I'm going to get a tour of a museum, but no! No! Did I waltz in here and lay all my shit on you? Answer me! Answer me!

  Bobby : [stammering]  I'm just... I... !

  Debra Messing : Shut up! I am a divorced single mother. You wanna hear what that's like?

• Bobby : See you on Grindr or Zellweger or whatever the fuck the next one is.

  Aaron : I'm not on any of those.

  Bobby : Then how do you meet people?

  Aaron : I'm not really looking.

  Bobby : Yeah. Me neither.

• Bobby : [to Aaron]  I kissed you! Are we kissing each other now?

• Bobby : In all my years, I never thought I'd say this but, Debra Messing, it'll have to wait.

• Bobby : What app is this for again?

  Henry : It's this new hookup app my company is launching. We've got Grindr. We've got Tinder. This is Zellweger. It's for gay guys who just want to talk about actresses, then go to bed.

  Bobby : Oh, I'd use that.

• Bobby : [referring to Aaron]  He is on another level. He's like gay Tom Brady. When I'm with him, I feel like friggin' Elphaba.

  Tina : I bet he's as intimidated by you as you are by him. I'm telling you. He's scared of being vulnerable. Gay guys from your generation still have all these pent-up masculinity issues. You all need to get over it already. Half the kids in Brian's class are non-binary.

  Bobby : Well, it's not fair, Tina. We had AIDS, and they had Glee.

• Bobby : Oh, I love this song.

  Aaron : What is this?

  Bobby : Old-school Mariah. How do you not know this?

  Aaron : I'm more of a country guy. You know, like Garth Brooks.

  Bobby : Garth Brooks? Who are you?

• Harness Guy : Why aren't you dancing?

  Bobby : I am dancing, okay? What do you want me to do, the fucking Nutcracker Suite?