- Huey Duck: Umm, so, did you see last week's episode of "Ottoman Empire?"
- D'jinn: The Ottoman Empire? You refer to those dread invaders that tried to destroy my ancestors for the Lamp? They failed! Miserably!
- Webby Vanderquack: I like everything about you!
- Scrooge McDuck: Webby, we need to keep him busy while you boys track it down. Do you think you could come up with some phony quest or trials to occupy him--are you crying?
- Webby Vanderquack: This is my moment...
- Gladstone Gander: [to the tune of Beethoven's "Ode To Joy"] Gladstone Gander, Gladstone Gander, Gladstone Gander, I am he!