Ernie: Hey, Bert?
Bert: Eh?
Ernie: This is a- this is a- This is a scary movie, Bert.
Bert: Yeah, yeah. Shh, shh. Ernie.
Ernie: [whimpers] Oh, Bert. Did you see that, Bert-Bert there?
Bert: Yeah, yeah. Shh. Come on, Ernie.
Green Moviegoer: Please be quiet.
Ernie: This is pretty scary.
Lavender Moviegoer: Would you please be quiet?
Bert: Yeah, yeah. He's scared.
[Ernie whimpers]
Bert: Ernie, it's only a movie.
Ernie: [screams] Bert! Look!
Bert: Ernie, get offa my lap!
Blue Moviegoer: Do you mind? We're trying to watch this movie!
Bert: He's scared. He's scared, he'll calm down.
Blue Moviegoer: I don't care, tell him to be quiet!
Bert: He will, he will.
[to Ernie]
Bert: Ernie, come on, you're getting us in trouble now. Now be quiet. Just tell yourself it's only a movie. Just keep telling yourself
Yellow Moviegoer: Do you mind?
Bert: All right, all right. He's scared.
Ernie: It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It's only a movie. It worked, Bert. I'm not scared anymore, Bert.
[Bert shushes him]
Ernie: I'm sad, Bert.
Green Moviegoer: Please!
[sighs]
Ernie: [whimpers] This is a very sad movie, Bert.
Bert: Shh. Ernie, come on now, will ya?
Ernie: [crying] Oh, Bert, did you see?
Blue Moviegoer: Will you please be quiet!
Bert: He's sad. You don't understand, he's sad.
Blue Moviegoer: I don't care.
Ernie: [hysterical] Very sad, but it's part of the movie!
Bert: Look, if you knew what was happening. Come on now, he's sad.
[to Ernie]
Bert: Now you be quiet now, okay?
[the music changes into a happy mood]
Ernie: [gasp] You see that, Bert?
Bert: [laughs] Yeah.
Ernie: Now it's a funny movie, Bert.
[Bert and the other moviegoers laugh]
Ernie: Wasn't that funny? Did you see that part?
Bert: It was funny. Don't hit me though, okay?
Blue Moviegoer: Will you be quiet? I'm getting sick and tired of trying to tell you to be quiet!
Bert: He's hitting me!
Blue Moviegoer: Now that's enough of this.
Bert: Look, I'm sorry.
Blue Moviegoer: Just a minute, I know how to deal with your side, fella. Come here now! I wanna talk to you. Look, we've been trying to see this movie. I don't care what's happening. It's not the little one that's doing all the talking!
Lavender Moviegoer: Tell him, dear, tell him!
Blue Moviegoer: Yeah, and I don't care what you think. I'm gonna have to throw you out.
Bert: You're throwing me out? I'd like to see that.