Ryan Schott: [reading the Nintendo Switch Online FAQ on his phone] I- I'm looking at the FAQ right now. I'm looking, it says "Can I buy this game, outright?" And it just says "Fuck you."
Mike Matei: Really?
Ryan Schott: [showing Mike his phone] Look at that.
Mike Matei: Actually, well, I see it says "features"- oh! Oh, underneath that. Yeah. It does, it says "Hey-" It actually says "Hey, Mike Matei. Fuck you and fuck your Gameboy and your NES and all that shit. We're making money. This is 2019. Play our fucking Switch game you fuckin' asshole." I'm reading it right here.
Ryan Schott: Isn't it great.
Mike Matei: It's great.
Ryan Schott: That's what it says.