BH90210 (TV Series)
Picture's Up (2019)
Jennie Garth: Jennie Garth
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Quotes
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Shannen Doherty : You guys, I can't believe that we're really doing this.
Jennie Garth : I know. No turning back now, bitches.
Tori Spelling : Nope. The cameras are rolling. Oh, I should have gotten more Botox.
Jennie Garth : Remember when we used to not be so self-conscious about the way we looked?
Gabrielle Carteris : [snickering] No.
Shannen Doherty : I think at a certain point, we should just sort of, you know, embrace the fact that we're aging, 'cause it's beautiful, kind of.
Gabrielle Carteris : Please, speak for yourself.
Tori Spelling : At least you guys don't have to do a sex scene.
Jennie Garth : Ugh, I was self-conscious about those when I was 20.
Shannen Doherty : Right? They were always a little awkward.
Tori Spelling : [sarcastic] Thanks. That's helping.
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Tori Spelling : Do you guys feel nervous? I mean, the fact that we're actually shooting today?
Jennie Garth : Hey, as long as someone doesn't burn down the rest of our sets, we're good.
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Shannen Doherty : I found this sweet little angel wandering the lot all by himself. He could get hit by a truck. Isn't he sweet?
Gabrielle Carteris : Oh, yeah. Cute little puddum.
Shannen Doherty : I guess I'm rescuing yet another dog, 'cause who could say no to that face? He's like a gremlin.
Tori Spelling : Shan? Yeah, that's Musso.
Shannen Doherty : What is?
Tori Spelling : That dog. That's actually my dog. Musso. I-I guess the kids let him out of my trailer.
Shannen Doherty : Are you sure?
Tori Spelling : Yeah.
Shannen Doherty : This is your dog?
Tori Spelling : Yep.
Shannen Doherty : Is he microchipped?
Tori Spelling : Yes.
Shannen Doherty : Are you sure?
Tori Spelling : Yeah, definitely. Will you give me the dog?
Jennie Garth : Give her the dog already.
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Gabrielle Carteris : Do you think the guys get awkward?
Jennie Garth : No, I think they like it.
Shannen Doherty : They did seem to get a little excited sometimes, right?
Jennie Garth : Yeah. Their acting would get a little stiff.
Shannen Doherty : A little wooden.
Jennie Garth : Just saying.
Tori Spelling : But it's embarrassing for them, too, right?
Shannen Doherty : I don't know. Why don't you ask Brian when you do your love scene with him? See if he's got a stiffy.
Jennie Garth : [teasing] Ooh, yeah.
Gabrielle Carteris : Or what if it happens?
Tori Spelling : I don't know what's worse, if it does happen or if it doesn't happen. Why does my first scene up have to be a love scene with Brian?
Shannen Doherty : Who cares? It's gonna be easy. I mean, you have so much... experience... from the past with him... in my house.
Tori Spelling : Oh, my god. Always your house?
Gabrielle Carteris : Come on, Tor. You guys are married, you have kids. It's not like you're teenagers anymore.
Jennie Garth : Yeah, it's just Brian.
Gabrielle Carteris : Yeah, it's just Brian.
Shannen Doherty : It's just Brian.
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Jennie Garth : How is golf on this early in the morning?
Wyatt Jackson : It's the Golf Channel.
Jennie Garth : Oh. Well, why don't I give you something more interesting to watch than golf?
Wyatt Jackson : Oh, yeah?
Jennie Garth : Mm-hmm. You're not even supposed to be in here. You know that, right? Thought you were getting reassigned.
Wyatt Jackson : They're having a hard time finding a replacement.
Jennie Garth : Why?
Wyatt Jackson : All the other guys are scared of you.
Jennie Garth : Well, I guess you're stuck with me, then.
Wyatt Jackson : That's okay, because I've decided to waive my "no dating a client" policy.
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Wyatt Jackson : You know, I was thinking, maybe tonight, we could drive over to Sherman Oaks.
Jennie Garth : [surprised] Oh.
Wyatt Jackson : Play a little game of Putt-Putt.
Jennie Garth : [trying to cover her lack of ethusiasm] Oh. That sounds great. At least no one will see us.
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Tori Spelling : What are you guys doing?
Jennie Garth : Watching golf. It's the playoffs.
Wyatt Jackson : Masters.
Jennie Garth : Right.
Tori Spelling : Jen, I have a problem. They scheduled my sex scene with Brian first up again.
Wyatt Jackson : Oh, this is a hard shot.
Jennie Garth : Oh, it's so exciting. I hope he makes it.
Wyatt Jackson : No, we don't like this guy.
Jennie Garth : Oh. Okay. Well, I hope he doesn't make it.
Tori Spelling : You hate golf.
Wyatt Jackson : You hate golf?
Jennie Garth : [urging her to shut up] I like golf.
Wyatt Jackson : She likes golf.
Tori Spelling : You threw your ex-husband's golf clubs out the window.
Jennie Garth : I don't remember doing that.
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Tori Spelling : Who are you?
Jennie Garth : Come on. I'm having fun. And look at him. And he's crazy about me. And the sex...
Tori Spelling : Mm, the sex.
Jennie Garth : I forgot it could be so mind-blowing. And I have endorphins again.
Tori Spelling : Endorphins.
Jennie Garth : Oh, please. You have six kids. It's not like you're not getting any. And if you are, stop.
Tori Spelling : Honestly, the only sex I am thinking about right now is the scene with Brian.
Jennie Garth : Okay, why are you so freaked out about this?
Tori Spelling : I don't know. No, I do know. It's 'cause he was my first. And now I'm having feelings for him again. And I have to kiss him under hot lights in front of a crew and act like I'm not enjoying, acting like I'm enjoying it.
Jennie Garth : So enjoy it. Or don't. It doesn't matter. Okay? It's just a little sex scene. It's not real.
[jiggling Tori's boobs]
Jennie Garth : Like these. Now go have fun.
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Brian Austin Green : Clear the set? What's going on?
Christine Elise : What's going on is that no one will insure this production as long as there's an active threat out there.
Tori Spelling : We don't need insurance.
Christine Elise : Yes, we do. This is one of the only sets that didn't burn down in the fire.
Gabrielle Carteris : Who's the insurance company? Let's give them a call.
Christine Elise : You guys are delusional.
Jennie Garth : On a good day, it's helpful.
Christine Elise : Maybe, but today's a bad day. We're getting shut down.
Tori Spelling : No!
Christine Elise : I just told Jason. He took it pretty well.
[cut to Jason in his office ripping up the shooting schedule in frustration]
Gabrielle Carteris : Unbelievable.
Brian Austin Green : Yet it's so easy to believe.
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Christine Elise : On top of everything else, we have an HR investigation.
Ian Ziering : Oh, that sucks.
Shannen Doherty : You can't say that.
Ian Ziering : That bites.
Shannen Doherty : You can't say that.
Ian Ziering : It blows?
Christine Elise : Nothing with a mouth. What they want to know is if this deranged loon is a disgruntled employee. It's 2019. Zero tolerance towards any inappropriate behavior.
Brian Austin Green : I miss the '90s.
Jennie Garth : Me, too.
Tori Spelling : Me, too.
Gabrielle Carteris : I'm good.
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Tori Spelling : We can't keep getting shut down. How do we continue to film?
Christine Elise : I don't know. Go find the lunatic.
Tori Spelling : Let's find a lunatic.
Jennie Garth : [indicating Tori] Oh, I found a lunatic.
Christine Elise : We have professionals on this.
Shannen Doherty : [sarcastic] Oh, yeah, 'cause they've been doing such a great job.
Christine Elise : Okay, well, if you can do better, Scooby Doo, have at it. But until then, be ready to clean out your trailers by the end of the day.
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Gabrielle Carteris : Okay, everyone, come on. We need more names. People who have it out for us. We only have 125 so far, and we need more.
Jennie Garth : I might have accidentally given Christina Aguilera side-eye when she played the Peach Pit After Dark.
Brian Austin Green : You might have?
Jennie Garth : Accidentally.
Shannen Doherty : I thought this was just people we intentionally offended. Now we have to add accidentals?
Gabrielle Carteris : I knew people were holding back, so come on. Let's go.
Ian Ziering : Ivanka Trump. She had it out for me when I did "The Apprentice".
Jennie Garth : Wayne Newton. Very sore loser.
Ian Ziering : "Dancing With the Stars", right. That girl that I danced with. Cheryl, um...
Jennie Garth : Burke.
Ian Ziering : Cheryl Burke. Spelled B-E-R-Z-E-R-K.
Gabrielle Carteris : [laughing as she writes] Okay.
Brian Austin Green : Uh, Vanilla Ice.
Tori Spelling : Why?
Brian Austin Green : He knows.
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Shannen Doherty : I've really learned to love the people that hate me, like those "I Hate Brenda" newsletter bitches.
Jennie Garth : [sarcastic] That's very inspirational. And so convincing.
Shannen Doherty : Thank you.
Ian Ziering : The prop guy from the first two seasons.
Jennie Garth : How many exes do I have?
Brian Austin Green : Ben Kenobi.
Shannen Doherty : Jerry Seinfeld, 'cause I stalked him for a really long time. He's hot. I still stalk him, to be truthful.
Jennie Garth : Cole Hauser hates me.
Tori Spelling : He hates her.
Gabrielle Carteris : Why?
Shannen Doherty : Who is Cole Hauser?
Jennie Garth : Exactly.
Ian Ziering : All the people on "Saved By the Bell".
Shannen Doherty : Mike Meyers.
Jennie Garth : Paris Hilton.
Ian Ziering : She was nice to me.
Jennie Garth : I'm sure she was.
Tori Spelling : You had sex with Paris Hilton?
Ian Ziering : You can paint this picture, but I'm not gonna frame it.
Brian Austin Green : Anakin Skywalker. He didn't like me.
Ian Ziering : You know what? This is pointless, guys.
Jennie Garth : Yeah, this is quantity over quality. We need one name of a person that *really* hates us.
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Ian Ziering : Well, even if T was wrong, this place is pretty cool.
Jennie Garth : Yeah, and only a two-hour drive from L.A.
Tori Spelling : At least it was a comfortable ride.
Gabrielle Carteris : How would you know? You were sleeping.
Tori Spelling : Yeah, 'cause there's all this space in the third row.
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Jennie Garth : Hey, you guys made it.
Brian Austin Green : Hey. Yeah, we did.
Wyatt Jackson : Still need to secure the perimeter, check out ingress and egress, in case something goes down.
Jennie Garth : I love it when you talk dirty.
Ian Ziering : Hey, Costner, are you allowed to date the clients?
Wyatt Jackson : Gone rogue.
Jennie Garth : Besides, I'll be the one laughing when you're barbecued and chopped into little bits.
Wyatt Jackson : Take it easy.
Ian Ziering : Pretty dark, Jen.