BH90210 (TV Series)
Picture's Up (2019)
Brian Austin Green: Brian Austin Green
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Quotes
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Brian Austin Green : Clear the set? What's going on?
Christine Elise : What's going on is that no one will insure this production as long as there's an active threat out there.
Tori Spelling : We don't need insurance.
Christine Elise : Yes, we do. This is one of the only sets that didn't burn down in the fire.
Gabrielle Carteris : Who's the insurance company? Let's give them a call.
Christine Elise : You guys are delusional.
Jennie Garth : On a good day, it's helpful.
Christine Elise : Maybe, but today's a bad day. We're getting shut down.
Tori Spelling : No!
Christine Elise : I just told Jason. He took it pretty well.
[cut to Jason in his office ripping up the shooting schedule in frustration]
Gabrielle Carteris : Unbelievable.
Brian Austin Green : Yet it's so easy to believe.
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Christine Elise : On top of everything else, we have an HR investigation.
Ian Ziering : Oh, that sucks.
Shannen Doherty : You can't say that.
Ian Ziering : That bites.
Shannen Doherty : You can't say that.
Ian Ziering : It blows?
Christine Elise : Nothing with a mouth. What they want to know is if this deranged loon is a disgruntled employee. It's 2019. Zero tolerance towards any inappropriate behavior.
Brian Austin Green : I miss the '90s.
Jennie Garth : Me, too.
Tori Spelling : Me, too.
Gabrielle Carteris : I'm good.
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Tori Spelling : This can't be happening.
Brian Austin Green : Oh, it is happening, Tor.
Gabrielle Carteris : Screw 'em. We're family. We're staying together, whether they like it or not.
Tori Spelling : You're right. We're not giving up.
Ian Ziering : We're gonna have to take action, then.
Gabrielle Carteris : Planning and teamwork.
Brian Austin Green : Gabrielle is right. I mean, if we quit now, this lunatic wins.
Ian Ziering : Well, then we just gotta find this creep and get our show back.
Gabrielle Carteris : Well, then let's go. Come on. Let's go. We got work to do.
Brian Austin Green : [pulling Shannen] Bring your sandwich.
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Gabrielle Carteris : Okay, everyone, come on. We need more names. People who have it out for us. We only have 125 so far, and we need more.
Jennie Garth : I might have accidentally given Christina Aguilera side-eye when she played the Peach Pit After Dark.
Brian Austin Green : You might have?
Jennie Garth : Accidentally.
Shannen Doherty : I thought this was just people we intentionally offended. Now we have to add accidentals?
Gabrielle Carteris : I knew people were holding back, so come on. Let's go.
Ian Ziering : Ivanka Trump. She had it out for me when I did "The Apprentice".
Jennie Garth : Wayne Newton. Very sore loser.
Ian Ziering : "Dancing With the Stars", right. That girl that I danced with. Cheryl, um...
Jennie Garth : Burke.
Ian Ziering : Cheryl Burke. Spelled B-E-R-Z-E-R-K.
Gabrielle Carteris : [laughing as she writes] Okay.
Brian Austin Green : Uh, Vanilla Ice.
Tori Spelling : Why?
Brian Austin Green : He knows.
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Shannen Doherty : I've really learned to love the people that hate me, like those "I Hate Brenda" newsletter bitches.
Jennie Garth : [sarcastic] That's very inspirational. And so convincing.
Shannen Doherty : Thank you.
Ian Ziering : The prop guy from the first two seasons.
Jennie Garth : How many exes do I have?
Brian Austin Green : Ben Kenobi.
Shannen Doherty : Jerry Seinfeld, 'cause I stalked him for a really long time. He's hot. I still stalk him, to be truthful.
Jennie Garth : Cole Hauser hates me.
Tori Spelling : He hates her.
Gabrielle Carteris : Why?
Shannen Doherty : Who is Cole Hauser?
Jennie Garth : Exactly.
Ian Ziering : All the people on "Saved By the Bell".
Shannen Doherty : Mike Meyers.
Jennie Garth : Paris Hilton.
Ian Ziering : She was nice to me.
Jennie Garth : I'm sure she was.
Tori Spelling : You had sex with Paris Hilton?
Ian Ziering : You can paint this picture, but I'm not gonna frame it.
Brian Austin Green : Anakin Skywalker. He didn't like me.
Ian Ziering : You know what? This is pointless, guys.
Jennie Garth : Yeah, this is quantity over quality. We need one name of a person that *really* hates us.
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Brian Austin Green : I gotta get home.
Gabrielle Carteris : Before you do, you guys, I need you to text me at least 25 more names by tomorrow morning.
Ian Ziering : 25? I had trouble coming up with four.
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Ian Ziering : If a girl asked you to Netflix and chill, is that a date?
Brian Austin Green : Uh, I don't know. But if it is, it sounds like a cheap one.
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Jennie Garth : Hey, you guys made it.
Brian Austin Green : Hey. Yeah, we did.
Wyatt Jackson : Still need to secure the perimeter, check out ingress and egress, in case something goes down.
Jennie Garth : I love it when you talk dirty.
Ian Ziering : Hey, Costner, are you allowed to date the clients?
Wyatt Jackson : Gone rogue.
Jennie Garth : Besides, I'll be the one laughing when you're barbecued and chopped into little bits.
Wyatt Jackson : Take it easy.
Ian Ziering : Pretty dark, Jen.
