Disenchantment (TV Series)

Bad Moon Rising (2021)

Abbi Jacobson: Bean

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• [Bean and Oona lap up snake root] 

  Bean : I don't feel any...

  [Her pupils dilate as the drugs kick in] 

  Bean : Whoa! There it is!

  Oona : Now, as you scream, think about key moments in your life and see them in new light.

  [Moments later, Bean and Oona run around the fountain, yelling. Bean switches directions and crashes into Oona] 

  Bean : Whoa, I am seeing my life flash before my eyes. Am I dying?

  Oona : No, is effect of drugs.

  [They run through the castle grounds] 

  Oona : Unless you took too many drugs, in which case you are dying.

  Bean : Dying. I'm gonna go with it. 'Cause I let my friend Elfo die, and, and where do you go when you die? I mean, Elfo went to Heaven, but I ended up going to Hell to rescue him, because I would rescue him anywhere, because we gotta get the band back together, but guess what?

  [She and Oona run around the maze] 

  Bean : We never even got back together, and we all talk about it, and it's never gonna happen. But you know what? I'm still a good friend, 'cause I went to Hell for him and I got him!

  [They run around the fountain again] 

  Bean : Maybe that's my purpose. I mean, to go to Hell for people. I mean, what else is going to Hell? What else can I go to Hell for? Dreamland! Oh my God, I need to be a friend to Dreamland!

  Oona : Is good realisation.

  [Bean and Oona run up and down one of the castle towers] 

  Bean : My whole life has been a lie. I mean, the mother I trusted turned out to be evil, and the stepmother I thought was evil turned out to be harmless.

  Oona : Oh, yes, evil stepmother trope is very problematic.

  Bean : I've been through a lot. I mean, I've evaded two loveless weddings. One where the guy accidentally got killed. Not my fault. Maybe a little bit. Whatever.

  [She and Oona bounce on the thrones in the throne room] 

  Bean : The second one, the guy turned into a pig. But again, not my fault. Maybe a little bit. Whatever. I had a love-filled fantasy hallucination with a mermaid, and I still have a sweet, pint-sized stalker who I love, sure. But I'm not, like, in love with. And there's a difference, y'know? People say that they have personal demons, but I actually have one that was sent to destroy my life. I mean, we're all at odds, but... Oh my God, we form a trio, just like the Trøgs said.

  Oona : What the hell is Trøgs?

  [Later, Oona styles Bean's hair] 

  Bean : No amount of drugs in the world can explain them. But now I don't know what's real and what's a dream. That's what Luci once said, but he was high, so I discounted it. But now I think it means something. All I really know is that I need to focus on things that I can fix. Like, how bad I smell. Oh my God, I wanna shower again. That means I've regained the will to live! I have to start believing in myself now, because I'm a savior. And saviors save people from things like scary robots!

  [Bean now lies on the map in the council room] 

  Bean : Okay, so robots are basically tiny suits of armor without anyone inside of them that roll around on squeaky little wheels and try to kill you. But they're super easy to tip over. And Steamland also has one of my boots. Someday, I will get that boot back. As God as my witness, I will get it back. But the absolute most insane thing of all? There is this giant wall of sandwiches.