Adam:
"Which is why it's so important for drivers to take individual responsibility as well. You're the one with all the power on the road, because you're the one driving the two-ton implement of death! So you're responsible for making sure it doesn't kill anyone, period!"
Emily, literally one minute later, with a straight face:
"Look at the little deer! [...] so... murdery? It turns out, deer are one of the deadliest animals in North America, KILLING about 120 people very year, mostly in car crashes."
You can't make this up.
You can't make this up.