Succession (TV Series)

Vaulter (2019)

Kieran Culkin: Roman Roy

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• Connor Roy : Very funny. Yes, I'm still applying for the job of President of the United States.

  Tabitha : Good for you.

  Roman Roy : Do you think that that's, like, a natural progression from "never done nothing, never" to "most important job in the world?" Like, could you get a little experience at like a CVS or something first?

  Tabitha : Yeah, or just, like, nickel handjobs under a bridge. Start small.

• Roman Roy : [to a trio of random Vaulter employees]  Could I maybe interest you all in going for one of those fuckin' IPAs that looks like run-off at the carwash?

• Roman Roy : [after welcoming Shiv and Tom to his apartment]  I have this overwhelming urge to either knee someone in the vagina or spit on the floor.

  Tabitha : He's been a little bit nervous about tonight.

  Roman Roy : Nervous? Come the fuck on. For din-dins with FireCrotch and NormCore? Please!

• Roman Roy : I love it when it blows up in peoples' faces. I do. It's my fucking favorite.