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Men in Black: International (2019)
Really bad ...
Yet again the Hollywood machine manages to stamp out any creativity to churn out a boring formula movie far removed from the original.
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Lost
A prime example of what happens when a studio blows all of the budget on special effects and can't pay for even a half decent script. As usual, all of the action takes place within 50 miles of Hollywood so that the crew wouldn't qualify for travel and subsistence pay.
I tried my best to follow the plot, but somehow I got lost after the first few minutes. Perhaps there wasn't any - just endless improbable jumps and twists.
Why would the US goverment keep sensitive records on a pair of ball-bearing shells ? Why was there a hydroelectric dam in the middle of Mongolia manned by ex-East German guards ? Etc. etc...
The only thing that kept me awake was waiting for John Cleese to do the funny walk. Alas he didn't.
I'm glad I didn't pay to see this film.
Signs (2002)
One of the worst films ever made.
I can't believe I'd just _paid_ to watch this example of pretentious Hollywood pap. Obviously aimed at an audience of dimwit rednecks, the script leaves nothing to the imagination. Acting is terrible and the whole thing has a plausibility coefficient of zero - aliens who travel half way across the universe but don't know how to get out of a pantry ? Rating of 1 because there is no zero.