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The Matrix (1999)
As Keanu would say, "Whoa."
This movie could very easily have been horrible. I thought it would be a flimsy plot written just to showcase unbelievable computer graphics. However, it turned out to be one of the best movies so far to incorporate computerized special effects. The absolutely beautiful style and feel of the movie work wonderfully with the computer graphics, the action is well directed and choreographed, and the story has enough sci-fi to satisfy hardcore audiences but still entertain the masses. Keanu Reeves still Ted Theodore Logan's a few lines, but manages to pull of the character. The Matrix could easily join the cult sci-fi status that Bladerunner holds. The Matrix is an incredible movie that makes you think in that metaphoric way good sci-fi can, and makes you slap high fives for the action. Only one problem: There is no way Keanu goes from State and Balbo to Chinatown that fast on foot in Chicago.
8MM (1999)
Not as good as it looks
This movie may receive a lot of good reviews, it may be highly regarded in Hollywood circles, but the fact remains that it's boring and unentertaining. Cut about 40 minutes from it, it may be better. It starts out okay, but starts to become too dark and foreboding, to the point where you lose interest in the characters and the story. The plot really starts to drag, and the big revelation of the Machine's identity becomes riddled with needless speech/pulpit preaching. The directing, like most of Schumacher's movies is overstylized. Cage still gives a good performance, but it's one of those movies where you lose the ability to identify with what decisions the main character starts making. Wait for video, and only rent it if Se7en is checked out.
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Sorry, but this movie is painful to watch.
Maybe it's because Kevin McClory is an "enemy" of the official Bond series, but something about this flick just bugs the crap out of me. I've tried to watch it quite a few times. God knows it's on HBO in the US every other day. The acting, the scripts, and the directing have a flamboyant feeling that doesn't complement the movie. Actions and situations that aren't that important or big are showcased like Moses parting the red sea. Just watch Thunderball again, and skip this painful remake.
Your Studio and You (1995)
Quick history and praise
This is a terrific parody of 1950's informational films. It's an underground Hollywood movie, just like Parker and Stone's "Spirit of Christmas," which prompted South Park. It's a very funny, tongue in cheek look at Hollywood.