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Army of Darkness (1992)
Best movie ever
The perfect mix of comedy, entertainment and Action. This what movies are all about it has never and probably will never get any better then this stunning piece of movie history. Bruce Campbell sites in the middle of the master piece delivering golden one liners then bring a smile to your face after having seen it a hundred times. Why do they make bad movies like scream and there's something about mary when they have a brilliant recipe for success right here.
The 13th Floor (1988)
A great laugh a bad movie!
The 13th floor is a movie that will make you feel smart even if youre broccoli, cause even broccoli sees the plot twists up ahead. Don't get me wrong this wasn't a bad movie, it was well beyond that. This movie is supposed to be based on a novel that for some reason got critical acclaim or they wouldn't have made a movie out of it so I'm sure it's much different to the screenplay. In my opinion thats the only way to explain this flat, uninteresting, predictable, unemotional, laughable screenplay. The climax for most viewers will come at the half way mark in a very boring uninspired scene were the plot tries to sneak up on you like a tank rolling down a football field. The rest of the movie is just you laughing at the movie makers for giving you more and more pieces of the "BIG PICTURE" which you already know. By the time the movie is over, if you haven't walk out, you are left thinking how stupid does Roland Emerich think I really am. You know all those ____ for dumbies, well this is a who done it for dumbies only they should call it a he done it.